Sunday, September 6, 2015

On Bureaucracy and Efficiency, and other things

Today was registration day at PKU, and my second experience with a Chinese brand of bureaucracy. My first experience, getting my Chinese visa, was incredibly efficient. I spent probably an hour total at the consulate in Chicago, of which roughly 90 seconds were spent at the counter itself. The waiting time would have been even shorter if I had made semi-decent copies of my documents; the process of finding coins to operate the consulate’s copying machine took up probably a half hour of that time. My biggest (positive) surprise though came when I picked up my visa and passport four days later. I had prepared for the possibility of spending the posted visa fee of $140, but it turns out that that amount only applied to American citizens – my lovely dark red passport gave me a discount down to $30!

The titular second experience with Chinese bureaucracy came with PKU registration. Campus was crazy today. PKU is a pretty large institution, with roughly 30,000 total students (roughly 15,000 undergrads), and registration/move-in day was correspondingly busy. For those lucky enough to have parents accompany them to their first day at college, someone was waiting with their luggage outside of the Olympic Khoo Teck Puat Gymnasium. Inside, each department had a stand to process documents and welcome their students (I looked wistfully over to the sign marked ‘physics’). The president of 北大 posed with new students for photo ops, though we seemed to get a special treatment when he walked over to personally welcome us. While we were waiting in line at the Yenching booth, an undercover journalist had apparently snuck in and interviewed one of us – this was news to the interviewed, who found out after the article popped up on a Japanese news site and was quickly shared on our group WeChat thread. Fun stuff.  

The Gymnasium itself marked the first time I have ever been inside a Summer Olympic venue – it was apparently the first purpose-built table tennis stadium in the world. The venue still carried all the branding from those Games, including the large, colorful Beijing 2008 logo still gracing much of the ceiling.  The two large video screens, presumably retired from a glorious history of showing Ping-Pong close-ups, were now busy playing a very melancholy but seemingly high production value video loop whose meaning we couldn’t quite make out. Part of it seemed to be about the death of a well-loved professor because of its close-up shots of a gravestone marked as such, but it had the kind of tone and feel of those ‘welcome to America’ propaganda reels they play at the immigrations and custom lines at U.S. airports.

PKU Registration
This day more than anything marked how efficient bureaucracy can be when it wants to, if you happen to be the person its trying to help. As far as we could tell, we were able to skip the entire line during at least the international student registration process, as a special time block was ‘reserved’ for us in the morning.  The entire process took roughly an hour for us, as our visas were checked and our information entered into the system (hey, looks like I’m even bureaucratically listed as 施楷文! Those without Chinese names were assigned one at the process, I was told). Talking to a non-Yenching international student also in our dorm revealed that the process can take up to four hours for those without our line-jumping ‘abilities.’ This kind of overt privilege our program receives has been an issue since its inception over a year ago, and the (legitimately) perceived elitism on our program’s part is likely going to be a major issue affecting both our standing among the student populace at 北大 and our legacy on this campus.

On that note, there were some very interesting developments concerning this kind of tension tonight that I may or may not get into on the blog, but this debate over elitism and my program will definitely not go away quickly.


Finally, I’ve been called a grad student several times so far, and it still sounds weird to me. I guess I have at least a year to get used to it :p Tomorrow will be fun: I get to see the inside of a Chinese hospital for my medical check required for my residence permit!

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